Monday, March 7, 2011

Surrounded by Idiots, err... I mean, Christians

Anyone who can sit down, crack open the Bible and start reading from Genesis chapter 1, verse 1 and get to chapter 2 without throwing their hands up in disgust is the perfect candidate to be a Christian.

Why do I say this? If you believe that the books of the Bible are either God's word to man that man wrote verbatim, or are first hand eye witness testimony to real events, then you got to ask yourself, why is there so much contradiction and errors?

The most important part of the Bible, the creation of everything as explained in Genesis, is so outrageously wrong. How could God not have gotten all his own stuff correct in his explanations?

I'm so sick of hearing people say you can't take it literally. What!? Isn't this "The Word Of God"?